people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY
A lot of the times I come to tumblr and scroll and like things and reply to things but i forget to reblog things
one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you
Duncan: Shoot him in the bum, Simon.
Simon: I’m not going to shoot him in the bum, Duncan. Can you imagine how angry Lewis would be if I shot him up the ass?
Duncan: He told me we should.
Simon: He did not tell you that I should shoot him up the ass.
Duncan: He did.
Simon: This is a trick. (x)